Wednesday, April 1, 2009

On the first of April, I begin to blog...

The wait is over... An I'm here to stay. I've had enough of 'Jetty can't blog' and here's the proof. Let me assure everyone here, that us Jettys can do everything anyone else can. Being Jetty involves being awesome, super-brainy, sporty (as FB has put it) and more awesome, all at the same time! So, all Jettys and wannabe Jettys (Desi, do read this) are awesome or will be awesome soon.

Of-late, I've been quite addicted to facebook and the facebook quizzes. A lot has been said about how the new FB doesn't live up to its original standards, but I adore it! Its the most brilli-aunt thing that has happened to mankind. I am, in fact, one of the leading quiz-takers I'm sure... contrary to what Kondy claims (I'd like to believe he is ghissing away to glory). In fact, all I do these days, apart from ghissing, is Facebook! Now, to all those people who think the pink in my template is weird, let me tell you that pink is a beautiful colour. And Pink doesn't mean you are not straight (Pinky, you can thank me later) - in fact another FB quiz, I took a while back, says I'm the un-gayest dude you'll ever meet! So %* Yours!

I started this post with retaliation in mind; to avenge all those worgs against Jetty... to fight back against those 'Its just Jetty' statements and above all, to prove that I'm as much a blogger as anyone else. But then, I never have realized the necessity of the same - Blogging, now, has become more of a fad - a statement of sorts... I never have believed in that and I still don't.

Anyway, I'm concluding the beginning right here, right now. My next post will illustrate the greatness of Lit and its great shortcomings (What? Are there any? - You betcha!). But for now, its goodbye, as I desperately need to ghiss... And remember, "All Jettys rock!"

P.S. @ Moode,

I promised to be here. Now, I am.

P.P.S. To all those who say things about Jetty, "Think again! Coz Jetty may just prove you wrong."

P.P.P.S. In the wise words of Sheldon Cooper, "First warning". All's well for now :)

30 comments:

  1. Jetty's here! And he's started off with a bang!

    But, seriously dude- pink? That's the gay-est you can get! Facebook quizzes say I, of all people, am sporty! So, we definitely know how much to trust them!

    Go Jetty1

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  2. Three ch(j)eers for Jetty! Hip, hip.... Murtha seconded. All FB quizzes are flawed, Pink and un-gay??

    And Jetty, great that you are, we respect you, but I definitely remain the max-quiz-taker on FB!

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  3. @jetty
    bravo jetty(c)"this ain't copyrighted" for finally losing the last drop of self respect you had . ..

    Oh come on jetty you know that FB quizzes are flawed(and we know that you lie a lot . . . /) )

    n pink . . .seriously???

    In bizzare-o-world, people mite call you normal and straight . . :)

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  4. Cool Jetty...
    Finally entered the blogging world

    Make the world your oyster...
    Show 'em all your orientation was and continues to remain Straight!!

    But seriously...the template colour begs to differ!

    P.S. Nice beginning though.Jetty CAN really do anything...you have inspired me no end!

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  5. @ Jetty again
    Ironically the day you started bloggin coincides with first April(credits Nisa)

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  6. As though we are going to believe it. Thanks for taking the burden of being the 'Pinkman' off my back.

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  7. THIS IS A FAKE BLOG! Kondy, I'll have my revenge...

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  8. @JettaMan
    Pink (Giggles)?
    Awesome entry into the blog world dood. Just couldn't have got awesom-er.
    I say, take the red pill and become a jetty cuz they are awesome,they are supergrainy and yes, you know it, they can blog.

    ...and thanks to Kondy for giving me the link.

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  9. Kondy... You have way too much free time.

    FB quizzes are zilch. Pink, it claims, is un-gay, girls look at Sushi as husband-material, Kondy has emotions: I can't remember the last time FB got something right.

    Actually, I can. Apparently, I have an IQ of 150, which puts me in the top 1% of the world.

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  10. Nice colour(Sarcasm???)!!!
    The title of being a Facebook addict is kind of commonplace now. Try telling someone you shun social networking. That has better results.
    Looking forward to the next post. You'd better not petition for members of the fairer sex being included in Lit....

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  11. go jetty!
    this is as good as it gets! why disown it? a blog of your own, no strings attached. you don't even have to lift a finger. Sloth's heaven!
    Here's to all the Jettys (and wannabe Jettys) - Cheers!

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  12. There's my Jetty boy, out there to prove everyone wrong!! And what a un-gay start (typical Jetty).
    Well, I always believed that Jettys are awesome, so don't blame me for "spreading the word"!

    P.S: Jetty just did prove me wrong.

    P.P.S: Happy Fool's Day Jetty!!!

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  13. It isn't just Pink...It's HOT Pink...
    But I won't comment anything on your probable orientation...still...you could have chosen a better colour!
    HOT pink definitely doesn't go well on anything to do with NORMAL guys!Assuming you are one!
    There!So much for my 'FEMINISM'...I always say I am not one!
    About Facebook...I will say once again...Get A Life!
    And it's alright...satya nahin chupta!

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  14. Yo Jetty (poor guy!!)!
    Yo Kondy (friggin' awesome)!!
    Yo 'Everyone-vela-enough-to-comment'(wow, that includes me!!)!!!
    Yo 'The-original-pinkman' (Sympathies dude(Yes, you needed a special mention!))!

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  15. @Jetty : U still commenting on this?? Awesome!!! And what's with Kondy MASTER???

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  16. Kondy, the master of this blog, The one and only creator of a blog-double of THE upcoming blog, which will indeed be too awesome to unleash in the blogging arena, leave alone the small Literary world.

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  17. Pink is the colour, kathik is the gay.
    We're all together and blogging is our aim.
    So cheer us on through the sun and rain.
    Cos Jetty, Jetty is the name.

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  18. Ohhkay!! That means we finally get to read from the Great Jetty himself!! This is getting better by the minute!
    Btw gr8 job Condy (ya, i still prefer "C"!) Didnt know ppl cud be this vella in testing times as these... Way to go, da!!

    PS : Hot Pink!! Nice choice of color!! :P

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  19. @ All,
    This is the master speaking! (You don't need to reply Jetty - I am Jetty now!)

    @ Sood,
    I'd appreciate it if u don't bring Chelsea and Jetty into ur thoughts at the same time!

    Thanks for all ur wishes... And lemme assure u, Pink's the color for the season. And btw, Kondy rocks!

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  20. @ C Karthik Vaidyanath:
    So, finally we have THE 'great' JETTY Himself taking control. I suggest Kondy hands over this blog to you. You could have never asked for a better start or more popularity. And you can't write anything better than this anyway. Heck! you can't even write.
    What say, Kondy?

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  21. somebody please set the correct time for this blog and the following comments.

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  22. @ desperate flirting shuttler
    I'm not taking over this blog! I'll have one of my own in my own elan and panache.
    nor am i desperate for popularity of the blog(like you know who...)
    regarding writing, Yes! I can write. You'll see in the upcoming blog...
    As for popularity, I bet my first ORIGINAL post will have way more comments than all the comments on your blog put together!

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  23. Ooh... I'm getting senti, am I? :)

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  24. I wake up after a deep slumber to suddenly find out that Kondy has pipped all other second years 8-1 to become the most popular sophomore! Brilli-Aunt post.

    @The Real Jetty (???): I doubt all your posts put together will get more comments than this. if you ever start a blog ie.

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  25. @Shreyas : Shh, you aren't supposed to say that out aloud to the real Jetty...Think about his feelings, dammit!!

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  26. @moustache man and shreyas,
    As I said, the time will come...just wait and watch!

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  27. forgot to comment on the day of partisanship!!.. hmm.. awesome work, kondy!
    "after all is said and done, more is said than done"..
    adding my version to that "more":

    @ jetty: now that you've been "done" enough karthik, you shouldn' be here to find what people have to say.. about you!
    know wat.. you just got popular.! :PP

    @ kondy again: i'm scared! thank god i ain't jetty-like popular.! :P

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